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flippy
Drome oldsko0l
937 Posts |
 Posted - 07-06-2006 : 17:36:15
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ik heb dit (briljante) stukje quote's van een site ergens afgevist.
graag aanvullen :
1. If you spot an enemy before he sees you, chances are you will die.
2. The probability of killing someone is inversely proportional to how much you want to kill him.
3. For every good thing done, something bad happens.
4. If you see a bunch of easy targets in front of you, you will miss all of them and die.
5.You have a better chance of throwing a handfull of sniper rifle bullets and killing the enemy, than shooting them at him .
6.For every one enemy you kill with mines, you will kill 2 friendlies and they will both punish the TK .
7.Idiots have a unique pheromone receptor which can sense a friendly arty strike. Once initiated they run to the center of the strike like moths to a flame, thrust their noses in the air and put there finger on the PgDn button ready for the climax!
8.Thou shalt always respawn into an arty strike or a massive unfriendly assault and die before you can do anything.
9.A dune buggy slowly slipping down a gentle slope is the most brutal and deadly thing in the game if you're standing in its path.
10.When fleeing from an enemy, you will be shot to death, inches away from your cover.
11.when a gunner in a helo, chances are u got the worst pilot u can think of
12.When you have no money chances are your joystick will go funny.
13.If someone with an ak101 happens to glance at you, you will instantly die of fear.
14.No matter what weapon you carry, it will take over half a magazine to attempt to kill the guy that take you out with a three round burst or less.
15.Holding right mouse button when throwing a grenade changes throw length from feet to inches.
16.Even with the dexterity to balance the blade of his knife on his finger, a soldier will constantly miss when lunging to stab a stationary enemy.
17.Somehow, a man can take a 50.cal sniper round to the chest WITHOUT DYING.
18.Your pistol is a much better sniper rifle than your .50cal rifle
19.A crescent wrench can fix anything
20.You can raise a flag in a tank.
21.Seconds before you get your hard-earned Flag-Capture Point, an Enemy will pop up and kill you, giving the Capture Point to your Team-Mate .
22.After shooting an enemy Tank to low Health with your APC, your Gun will overheat and a Team-Mate will grab the kill, leaving you with not even a Kill-Assist.
23.You will never be able to swim away fast enough from an accidently drowned Jeep.
24.Claymores only kill foolish teammates.
25.If you want an enemy to abandon an armoured vehicle, run at it from the rear and let them see you doing it, they'll jump out.
26.No matter what, dephibulators cure all
27.the pinnacle of aviation technology cannot help a bomb hit its target
28.all vehicles have electrical armour plating, as when u touch it, ur dead
29.The more you press the 9 key to deploy a chute, the less likley the chute will deploy
30.You spawn right next to the enemy tank.
31.If you want to be a sniper you should choose Anti-Tank Class.
32.Just as you detonate the C4 on the UAV trailer, two to three teammates will drive up in a jeep right next to the detonation site.
33.No matter how much you shoot a guy parachuting down, he will never take any damage. And, when he gets down you are out of ammo and he kills you.
34.You are killed after a 10 minute run to an enemy flag, right before you reach it.
35.Water is extremly flamable and will cause vehicles to explode.
36.If your ina group and run into a single enemy, you WILL die first.
37.Confucious say: When commander drop supply crate from sky, look up or you will endure headache until next spawn
38.Confucious say: Man with handful of wheat will hit enemy more than with M229 SAW.
39.Spawning is more like a race to the heli.
40.A tank thats motionless while capturing a flag will wait until you run up behind it to plant C4 before the drivers cat steps on the S key and kills you.
41.Just after you found a great Spot to snipe from, while taking careful Aim at a Group of Enemies - you will be knifed from behind.
42.After taking a few well-aimed Shots at an Enemy, he will spin around and kill you with a single round from his MP5.
43.You must be the fattest person in the army as you cannot fit through a 3 foot wide gap between the bamboo
44.After throwing a pack of C4 ontop of a smoking tank, and pulling out detonator, the remaining C4 (in your pocket) will magically explode...every time.
45.If you are capping a flag alone in a tank the one enemy that manages to spawn in time will be a spec op...
46.If you are capping a flag and once it goes neutral you hear arty guns firing in the distance, run like #@$%!!!
47.If you need tank support, drop a mine on the road and a friendly tank will show up in no time...
48.If you respawn as an anti-tank the tank will have either disapeared or magiclly spawned many enemys' who know exactly where you respawned
49.When in need of medical aide call for a supply drop, the crate will be there in no time to crush you to death, thus ending your need for medical aide
50. Asking a Commander for ammo means he will send Artillery with the assumption you catch them and throw them at the enemy.
verdere quote's zijn erg welkom, op drome grote poster van maken |
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NeliZ
Drome junior
190 Posts |
Posted - 07-06-2006 : 17:49:15
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| jah als ik zow een ga zeggen staat die er vast al bij en k ga ze niet allemaal lezen:D |
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flippy
Drome oldsko0l
937 Posts |
Posted - 07-06-2006 : 20:39:44
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| dan heb je minder tijd dan ik... |
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Saari
New Member
29 Posts |
Posted - 08-06-2006 : 12:22:22
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| Het trieste is dat ik ze allemaal herken :( |
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[CDA][eLecTro]
Drome ruler
2265 Posts |
Posted - 08-06-2006 : 12:44:22
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| hehe ... het trieste is, is dat ik ze geschreven heb :P |
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flippy
Drome oldsko0l
937 Posts |
Posted - 08-06-2006 : 13:25:50
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| dit is toch de meest herkenbare: Somehow, a man can take a 50.cal sniper round to the chest WITHOUT DYING. |
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[CDA][eLecTro]
Drome ruler
2265 Posts |
Posted - 08-06-2006 : 14:29:59
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| :) |
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flippy
Drome oldsko0l
937 Posts |
Posted - 08-06-2006 : 16:16:39
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i had net een briljante actie, ik jump uit een bomber (zat achterin) op grote hoogte val naar beneden (duh) om zo laat mogelijk open te trekken en knal ik met mn harses op een uav  |
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Cobra
Drome oldsko0l
703 Posts |
Posted - 08-06-2006 : 19:44:42
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hehe cool :D
btw flippy coole ava :D |
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[CDA][eLecTro]
Drome ruler
2265 Posts |
Posted - 08-06-2006 : 22:06:44
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quote:
Originally posted by flippy.nl
i had net een briljante actie, ik jump uit een bomber (zat achterin) op grote hoogte val naar beneden (duh) om zo laat mogelijk open te trekken en knal ik met mn harses op een uav
HAHAHA .. now th�t's what I call tough luck L.O.L |
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Henky
Drome junior
143 Posts |
Posted - 08-06-2006 : 22:55:25
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ik ben een bf2 n00b maar toch benieuwd 
wat is een uav?  |
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flippy
Drome oldsko0l
937 Posts |
Posted - 08-06-2006 : 23:43:10
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Unmanned Aireal Vehicle.
oftewel een predator...
google en u zult vinden...
druk hier voor fimpje naar stoere actie |
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Henky
Drome junior
143 Posts |
Posted - 09-06-2006 : 11:56:35
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Okey dan!
Weer wat geleerd 
Wel vette pech dus om daar op te landen |
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[CDA][eLecTro]
Drome ruler
2265 Posts |
Posted - 09-06-2006 : 12:25:54
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| vind het ook wel knap in dat filmpje om op die AUV te landen en dat ding te C4'n .. heb het een aantal keer geprobeerd, geen success .. de helft v/d tijd spring ik mis, de andere keer vlieg ik er dwars tegen aan met m'n heli, en wat ook wel eens gebeurd, hang ik er n�t precies boven en wordt ik OF afgeschoten, OF is die UAV ineens weg :S .. |
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flippy
Drome oldsko0l
937 Posts |
Posted - 09-06-2006 : 15:35:08
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quote:
Originally posted by [CDA][eLecTro]
vind het ook wel knap in dat filmpje om op die AUV te landen en dat ding te C4'n .. heb het een aantal keer geprobeerd, geen success .. de helft v/d tijd spring ik mis, de andere keer vlieg ik er dwars tegen aan met m'n heli, en wat ook wel eens gebeurd, hang ik er n�t precies boven en wordt ik OF afgeschoten, OF is die UAV ineens weg :S ..
sommige mensen hebben NOG meer tijd dan jou... |
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[CDA][eLecTro]
Drome ruler
2265 Posts |
Posted - 09-06-2006 : 20:55:19
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| lol mja ... maar ja .. lol |
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N!ck.nl
New Member
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Posted - 13-06-2006 : 00:59:44
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| Hmm altijd gedacht dat dat zon model zou zijn waar je doorheen zou vliegen of doorzouvallen :P |
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